Girls jokes
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.