Girls jokes
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
My face when one of the boys gets off for his girl
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.