Girls jokes
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A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, āOh no! My momās gonna kill me!ā
Memes
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, āAre you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?ā I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Q. Whatās black and blue and doesnāt like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santaās wet cock.
After every line, say āIām a man.ā
I went to the club. (Iām a man)
I met a girl. (Iām a man)
I took her to the bar. (Iām a man)
We got some drinks. (Iām a man)
I took her home. (Iām a man)
We got in bed. (Iām a man)
She whispered in my ear... (Iām a man)
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out šµ and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They donāt know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: Iām going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iām a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itās like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itās not like they can tell their parents.
Whatās an orphanās least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They canāt see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they donāt know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldnāt stump the ball, and Handa didnāt know where home was.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Whatās the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.