Girls jokes

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.