Girls jokes
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."