Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Girls Jokes
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
