Girls jokes
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.