Girls jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Vegetable

I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

Emo

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Abortion

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

Memes

Handcuff

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

Dick pic

When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:

"Enjoy the little things."

Refrigerator

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Signal

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Boy

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Girl

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Babysitter

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Word

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Relationship

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.