Girls jokes
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.