Girls jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
If you're a girl, please comment.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."