Girls jokes
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
Memes
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.