Girls jokes

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃

When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.