Girls jokes

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?

A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

If you're a girl, please comment.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?

"Like ur cute g."