Girls jokes

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.