My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
Girls Jokes
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
If you're a girl, please comment.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
Why did my [redacted] a girl because she said, "Uh."
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? By Iona Carr.
What Lonely Girls Should Do By Seymour Fellowes.
Unusual Window Decorations By Rod Curtains.
The Long Walk Home By Misty Bus.
Race to the Outhouse By Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
