Girls jokes

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

What do 7 year old girls want?

To be ate!

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?

HO HO HO

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.