Girls jokes
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
P.O.V a guy sees there girl
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!