Girls jokes

Marriage

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

Girl

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

Orphan

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Memes

Can

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Pregnancy

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

School Shooter

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

COVID-19

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Circumcision

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Face

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Girl

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Movie

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.