Girls jokes
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
Memes
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.