Girls Jokes

What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

His girls clapped, BTW. 😬

Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

The image is a split panel featuring two figures. On the left is a depiction of Jesus with a halo, and the text “Stop asking for automatic rifles and goth girls.” On the right is a Wojak character looking upset and the text “please J-man”.

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A. The little girl in my trunk.

What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?

HO HO HO

How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.