Girls jokes
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Memes
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA