Girls jokes
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
P.O.V a guy sees there girl
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.