Girls Jokes

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

What do rocks a girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs

911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.

“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

My girl friend broke up with me and I took her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates attention

What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb

How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming

what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice

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Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!