Girls Jokes

my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

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a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans

i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower