My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
my girl is so cute when she sleeps I watch her all the time...................tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
why did the girls sit on the clock. To be on time
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔
My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR