Girls jokes
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.