Girls jokes
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.