Girls jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

So I was living with a girl for a few weeks, and it was nice until she found out that I was there.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

Boy: *scares girl*

Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"

Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*

Girl: What work?

Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?

When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."

I went up the temp girl and slapped her tests and said-

"I like ya cut, G."

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.