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It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
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3 blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke , each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer. So the angel begins telling them the joke, one of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laugjhs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said ''this is the last step if you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass. The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, ''What do you ca..'' out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. ''Why are you laughing I haven't even finished the joke yet''? The blonde replies '' I just got the first joke''.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape alarm. Optimistic
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
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I used to date a girl named Ruth but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
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Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
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Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend? To finally call someone Daddy!
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
