The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
I saw a girl with blond hair. she was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw. So I ran up to her feeling hot
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex
Because her boyfriend said "who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
Hey girl are you a diamond pick? Cause I'm as hard as obsidian
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
