Girl jokes

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

What do you call a girl furry?

A pussy cat.

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”