Girl jokes
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.