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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple actually gets picked.

How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.

Then it's a soap opera.

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.

And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

Cause that's the only way they get love.

What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?

Hahaha, I don't know.

Q: Why did Sally get beat up?

A: She couldn’t fight back.

Got my girlfriend a "get better soon" card. She's not sick, I just think she can do better.

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."