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"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)