What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.