My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. They boy turns to the man and says, “Hey mister its getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?” So the man says: “How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
whats the difference between an orphan and an apple...
the apple gets picked
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole it's called a brojob but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole it's still called a brojob does it cycle now?
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep? Sing a koala-by.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay mans house.
Knock,knock
Who's there?
The chicken.
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
