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Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
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This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
If you are homeless, get a home.