The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??
Suicide squad
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: Were here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
My wife thinks i'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq
i made it DONT COPY!!!
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Can I get a HOYA
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