Get jokes
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
An astronaut has had a mid-life crisis. He decides to leave everything behind and become a country farmer.
He buys some land and equips himself with everything he needs. The following Monday, he's ready to go with his hoe in hand and is about to walk out the gate, but he can't get through.
Why, you might ask? He's got no arms.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.