What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: βAre you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?β
βWhat do you call my friend group?β βSuicide Squad.β