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Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
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I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
If you are homeless, get a home.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.