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Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
You masturbate...
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You won't get any Squirtle and Bulbasaur pets.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Orphan: Throws a boomerang.
Boomerang: Comes back with his father.
Father: Goes to get milk.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
My wife and I went to the bar to get a drink, but 2 mins later, I see her dead on the ground. I guess she couldn't see the bottle flying at her face. Then I laughed and went home.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.