what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
i hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though i think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldnt wanna hurt your funny bone, but i think your starting to get BONELY so ill stop pulling your leg. Now get out before i give you a bad time.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you get when you have a annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"
If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? -- The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
Dark jokes are like a new day suicidal people don’t get it
What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?
They never get old.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
