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Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and if everything was OK with his wife, Flo.
He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before, he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could, but he just couldn't get over flow.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
If an orphan gets a girlfriend, they finally have someone to love them.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂