I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies
A horse walks into a bar. Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
dark humor is like parents not everybody gets it
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
what do Michael Jackson and a playstation have in common? they both get turned on by kids
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What do girls and rocks have in common
The flat ones get skipped
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
