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If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
so you have chosen...death
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."