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Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when an ugly, stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her, "Oh baby, you so hot, let's fuck!"
She just yells, "Get the fuck away, you creep!"
He just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...