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What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Hippity Hoppity, women are my property.
Bippity Boppity, get the f*ck off my property!
Get up, you lazybones!
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."