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Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Doc: Can I help you?
Girl: Doctor, I have pain in my heart.
Doc: When did it begin?
Girl: Right now (seeing him like a doll).
Doc: Hh...do you like me? I know I am handsome...
Girl: No, don’t get me wrong. You just look like someone I know.
Doc: Who is that? Is your boyfriend?
Girl: No, it’s my pet (rabbit), his name is Rokie.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?