Get jokes
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck 'em.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)