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What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.