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Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!