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Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?

A: He saw the ornaments hanging.

What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?

A 24 killstreak!

Me: Knock knock.

My sister: Who's there?

Me: I eat mop.

My sister: I eat mop who?

My mind: I eat my poo.

My sister getting it.

Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"

I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."

Bootylicious lol

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Somebody shouts "Fire!"

Man 1: Get the children out!

Man 2: F*** the children!

Man 3: We don't have time!