Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Woman gets pulled over by a cop.
Cop: "Ma'am, have you been drinking?"
Lady: "No, officer."
Cop: "What's that in your cup then, ma'am?"
Lady: "Just water, officer."
Cop: "Looks like wine to me."
Lady: "Oh my god, Jesus did it again!"
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
