What do u call a blind German. A nazi(not see)
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
Why are Germans good at smoking. They had experience with smoking
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
I am on the german website
How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
it’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What do German do to ask a question, salute.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
I banged a German chick one time. I tried anal and asked her to rate the experience. She kept yelling "9! 9! 9!"
