George jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs.
B is for Basil assaulted by bears.
C is for Clara who wasted away.
D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh.
E is for Ernest who choked on a peach.
F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech.
G is for George smothered under a rug.
H is for Hector done in by a thug.
I is for Ida who drowned in a lake.
J is for James who took lye by mistake.
K is for Kate who was struck with an axe.
L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
M is for Maud who was swept out to sea.
N is for Neville who died of ennui.
O is for Olive run through with an awl.
P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl.
Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire.
R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire.
S is for Susan who perished of fits.
T is for Titus who flew into bits.
U is for Una who slipped down a drain.
V is for Victor squashed under a train.
W is for Winnie embedded in ice.
X is for Xerxes devoured by mice.
Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in.
Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin.
When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.