George jokes

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon

Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂

If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair

Why did the cliff feel offended?

Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.

(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!