George jokes

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Q: What do you call an angry monkey?

A: Furious George!

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."

Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?

Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.

I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.

What comes after 611? 711.

What comes after that? 811.

What comes after that? George W. Bush.