George jokes
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."