George jokes
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
2020:
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump?
One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets.
What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump?
It just doesn't work...
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.