George

George Jokes

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!

Hey, I’m George and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, And find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans-

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

What's the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What's the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn't work...