George jokes
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.