What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd? When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it because all their fans are smoking pot.
What is George Floyd’s? Best pick up line Your breathtaking
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George!
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead and then I realized they were more dead than George bush on November 30,2018
I am a George Formby fan,and I love football...my favourite manager was Arsen Wenger...my favourite referee was Collina...my favourite player was Dean Windas........so my favourite George Formby song was Wenger,Collina,Windas
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID? Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
