George jokes
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Hillary Clinton is elected president...
And on the first night she spends in the White House, she is visited by the ghost of George Washington. She asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, she is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson. She asks him, "Thomas, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Listen to the people."
She says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, she is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. She asks him, "Abraham, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!