George jokes
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.