George jokes
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up - his heroin ballon
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
what is george floyd's favorite shade of color? kneeon.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt
And a person said to me:
"That must be a bit tight round the neck".
Whats the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air. 😅🤣😂
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince with no air
George Floyd was in a TV show fresh Prince of no hair
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
What's George Floyds Favorite color... Kneeon
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose