George

George jokes

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.

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  • What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

    Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

    Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

    Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

    Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

    Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars

    Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"