A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
