George jokes
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.