George jokes
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.