A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.