George

George Jokes

Friend

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Difference

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

Song

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

Face

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Eye

What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?

They both have eyes.

Song

What is George Floyd's favorite song?

"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.

Name

Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.

Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.

Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!

Girl

Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"

Message

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"

Covid

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"

I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Gorilla

What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!

America

What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!

And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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