Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
I CANT BREATHE
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
why cant george floyd breathe he had a knee on his neck stupid
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for. He replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. He said that Mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincoln's once, and George Washington's never.
The man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Biden's is the one keeping the hurricanes to speed.
