Geography jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.