Geography jokes
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.