Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
