Geography jokes
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.