Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
