Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Geography Jokes
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
