Geography jokes
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.