Gender jokes
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...
...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
"Bippity Boppity, women are not property."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Hey, look, it's that "TRAINS gender" guy. He says, "I like trains." Uh oh!
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.