Gender jokes
My wife said she wanted to leave me. She said it’s because of the abuse, but really, she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got poisoning the next day. This shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physically and mentally.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why woman?
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said... "Hello, ladies!"
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
A dad told his son never to hit girls, so the son replied, "I promise."
When the son got older, he was doing the dirty with "a girl," and the girl says, "Spank me, daddy..." and the son responds, "My dad said never to hit a girl."
Then the "girl" takes off the wig, and it's his dad, and the dad said, "Good job, son!"
Son:...... um
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.