How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"
I walked towards him.
"I prefer slit," I said.
"Why?" He asked.
"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why did God make men?
Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn...
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
Whats that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
