Gender jokes

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.

Women be like, "Don't say that about her genitals," then makes fun of men's genitals.

Why do I tell bad jokes?

I'm a lesbian.

I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.