Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why are all women's feet small? So they can stand closer to the stove.
