Gay jokes

Burrito

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

Gay Man

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

Planet

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Why did a bisexual man wanted a physically handicapped ♿ 👨‍💼 👨 👬 gay man to give him a anonymous blowjob under the stall inside the men'restroom 🚻 🚹 at a restarea? because getting a blowjob from a call girl 👧 cost $75.00 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 👬 👬 👬 👬 👬 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭

Insult

Ur Grandpa · 5 years ago

Ur Granny, tranny.

Ur Dad, lesbian.

Ur Mom, gay.

Social media

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.

Math

Gamer578 from SW · 2 years ago

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Sexuality

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Ball

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

big gay balls

An anime character with dark curly hair looking unimpressed.

App

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

Voice

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Shitpost-master general

A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet says: "it's so surreal hearing my own voice in Pornhub ads before videos." The second tweet says: "So your the woman interrupting my gay porn" with a picture of Goku below.

Miscommunication

UK · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

May

Anonymous · 2 years ago

What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay

A drawing of three faces with text "how to draw a man's face" at the top. Two faces are drawn in black ink, one with slightly open eyes and mouth, the other one with closed lips. The third face is drawn in red ink and has a furrowed brow.

Crush

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 · 3 years ago

Mans Down Bad

An image shows the character Megamind looking down at a small figure. The text above reads: "When your friend tells your crush that you like her so you tell his crush he's gay." Below the image is: "Oh you're a villain alright, just not a super one!"

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."

Lightyear

Chungus · 3 years ago

Vhat is the meaning of dis

An image shows Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story running in front of a rainbow flag. Text on the image says "Lightyear GAY". An ad next to it says "Gay quiz. Are you gay? Take our gay quiz to find out."

Government

Willy b · 4 months ago

Michigan

Anonymous · 1 year ago

Michigan is gay!

A map of the state of Michigan, showing both the Upper Peninsula and the Lower Peninsula. The Upper Peninsula has a black text box over it with the word "Dick." The Lower Peninsula has a black text box over it with the word "Asshole."

Sleep

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first person, labeled "Pookie Bear," tells the other, labeled "Me," to have a good night's sleep and sends heart emojis. The second person responds in kind. After a few more emojis, the second person asks if Pookie Bear is coming to school tomorrow, to which Pookie Bear replies, "Nigga, this is so gay, give my $10 already."

Gay memes

Community talk

Orlaith

3 months ago

I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.