Gay jokes
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.