Gay jokes
Your mom gay.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Gay people.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.