Gay jokes
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Black dog is gay.
You gay.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
This site.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Oof, you're gay!
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Gay
Boy
Beau is gay.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.