Gay jokes
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
You gay.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Memes
Oof, you're gay!
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Gay
Boy
Beau is gay.
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your mam is gay.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Your mom gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Hoyt is gay.