Gay jokes
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
Gay
Boy
Beau is gay.
Memes
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
Your mam is gay.
A gay couple actually goes to heaven. Turns out Jesus was a hypocrite.
Your mom gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Hoyt is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Dario is gay.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.