Gay jokes
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
Ur mum gay, lul.
My friend is gay lol. I'm a spagetie fucc, lemme smash, Becky!
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why did the Unicorns become extinct?
Because unicorns are gay! :|
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Black dog is gay.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
This site.
You gay.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Oof, you're gay!
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.