Gay jokes
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Gay is gay.
Kade
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
The priest is gay.