Gay jokes
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
Two gay kids made their version of the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pair of lattes.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?
It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.