Gay jokes

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Hi, I’m gay.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

I luv sucking on big balls, I'm gay af.

Greg is a pedo.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

How do gay guys finish prayer?

“GAYMEN!”

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Boy, you gay?

Gay air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.

Ur dad is gay!

Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.

I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.