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Gay jokes

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Father

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Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

Pacman

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How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Class

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    If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

    Flight

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    Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

    A: They get their shit packed the night before.

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  • Bro

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    Let me tell you a story.

    There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.

    He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.

    He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.

    One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.

    Africa

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    In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

    At the end of the day, it's night.