Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Oof, you're gay!
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.