Gay jokes
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
How do you fit 4 gay guys on 1 barstool?
Turn it upside down and shove a leg up each of their asses.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
Ur Granny, tranny.
Ur Dad, lesbian.
Ur Mom, gay.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
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