Gay jokes

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?

Bi-Polar.

Your mum gay, lol.

Your nan is gay.

If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.

I watch gay porn.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

My friends.

All-star gay mix

Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.

Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.

So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.

The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!

Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.

Why were people not happy before they were part of the LGBTQ+? Because they weren’t gay.

Hi, I’m gay.