Gay jokes

What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy".

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

*Son comes out as gay*

Me: What's 17 more years?

Y'uree: Bruh... listen... gangbang... sex... the same.

Halyei: Hello Y'uree and Jarod. How are you guys today?

Y'uree: Well, sexy girls like you should be ass-fucked or fucked so hard that all you can do is talk or nothing at all?

Halyei: Thank you, I suck dicks too!

Jarod: Are you Breya???

Halyei: No... do I look like that flying bastard???

Jarod: Ugh... no... baby, you're free to go!

Halyei: Sorry, I miss cursing and having sex with her too! Sorry for being an idiot. I really miss her. Maybe you and I can give her a threesome??? No, I'm not gay! WHY!!!!!!! Can you come to the please fuck me! It's the fuckable girls contest and I want to win! Sorry!

I'm horny and gay.

I watch gay porn.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

You're gay.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.