Game

Game jokes

Wife

  • Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

    Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans play baseball?

    Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Video

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    Pirate

  • Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

    Because he was standing on the deck!

    Gamer

  • Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?

    Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.

    Penaldo

  • I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

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  • Orphan

  • Orphan: Let's play baseball!

    Girl: No, you can't.

    Orphan: Why?

    Girl: Because you can't find home.

    Cube

  • How do you piss off a color blind person?

    Give them a Rubik's cube.

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  • Self Harm

  • People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

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