Game jokes
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad but true
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
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"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.