Game jokes
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
Orange you glad to see me?
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Once, asked if I played Scrabble, being dyslexic, I asked if it was the standard version or the deluxe dyslexic version.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
When the imposter is sus! Ahahaha ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Dididing! Dun dun! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! Ding ding ding didididing!
Why can't British people play chess?
Because they lost their queen.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.