Game jokes
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
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"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."