Game jokes
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.