what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."
Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
