Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
Csgo is just practice for when you want to one tap some 3rd graders
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
My aim is cursed one of my angry birds hit a field
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
What is a tornado favorite game?
Twister!
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers
#1 Man : pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20
#2 Man : My son Died at level 4
#1 : Lol, Your son is a noob
