I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
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Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. 12.99 from Ikea.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.
Dad- Son do you want to play roc’ ‘‘em soc robots?
Son- sure, let me get it from the closet
Dad- No, bring your sisters, just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
