Game jokes
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
what was sally's role in a football game? the football ;-;
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Pool testing 123.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.