Game jokes

Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.

The jury: O.o

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

"Most Deadly Sport"

Playing chicken with a train!

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.

My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.

We had sex afterwards even though she lost.

My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.

We all yelled "Rocket league!"

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."

Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?

They don't know what a house is.

Mom, can I please go out and play?

... no answer.

Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why are frogs good at basketball?

Because they always make jump shots.

Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.