A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
What game consul do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh this, I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
What's a suicidal person's favorite game? Hangman
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
