Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
What’s New York’s favourite game?
2001 flight simulator
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their teams bench.
After the game the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
“Oh, I really liked it!” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”
She said, “Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!’ I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!”
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
