Game

Game jokes

Skyrim

Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...

Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.

Virus

"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."

Nut

Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?

See if these nuts fit in your mouth.

Memes

Self Harm

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Chalk outline

A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.

Jenga

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Chess

Why can't the USA and England play chess?

USA has no towers and England has no queen.

Terrorist

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Marriage

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Dead Body

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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  • Hide-and-seek

    Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*