Game jokes
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
Have you heard of the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
See if these nuts fit in your mouth.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.