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Game Jokes

Gay People

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

Baseball

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Metal Detector

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

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  • Emo

    "What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

    Piñata

    What happened to the blind man's son?

    He thought he was hitting a piñata.

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  • Golf Ball

    What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

    A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

    911

    Me: Want to play 911?

    My little brother: What's that?

    Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

    "Pikachu, I choose you!"