what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
-"You wanna play the rape game?" -"No" -"That's the spirit!"