Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What happened to the blind man's son?
He thought he was hitting a piñata.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
