Game jokes

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't go home.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

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Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.