Game jokes

Roblox jokes on this page in a nutshell: something about Roblox girlfriends, and "Add me on Roblox. My name is Sonicboy100299easyarsenaltowerofhellproxdlol."

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

I went to the store and bought Minecraft Java Edition.

I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played Minecraft.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Joke: CookVR

What do you call ball drama?

What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

Why did the tiger lose at poker?

Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface

2: Frogus

3: Amogus in 2013

4: Chogus

5: Classic Amogus

6: Wait this isn't Amogus

7: Amogus drip

8: Amog sus

9: Amog stuff

What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?

Cut the rope.

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't go home.