Game jokes

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.

Why do orphans play with Barbies?

So they can have a home :)

If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.

I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

What games would deaf people not be good at?

Simon says and Musical chairs.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

Pool testing 123.

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...