Game jokes
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Pool testing 123.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"