Game jokes
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.