Game jokes
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you are SHOCKINGLY beautiful!
Pokemon
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is! 🤣